| Stuzio | Sally, thank you for being part of Stuzio. You look stunning as usual. |
| Sally |
Thanks, this is so awesome, I just love interviews and stuff. I think interviews are key to restoring confidence in
American education of young girls and show off the beauty of our country in confidenteous and beautiful methodolgy. |
| Stuzio | ... yes, you look great. Can you talk about how you got started on bicycle mechanic career? |
| Sally |
Like about 2 years ago, I went to watch a professional bicycle race and I just fell in love with it. All those hot guys
riding in tights, shaved legs, totally fit. I mean it was like totally hot like way better than those
baggy boys at the mall.
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| Stuzio | Right, so that's how you decided to explore mechanics career? |
| Sally | Yep, totally |
| Stuzio | Do you actually fix and build bicycles yourself? |
| Sally |
Oh yeah, I get totally into it like allen wrenchs and everything. I've totally done it all. Sometimes
I ask the cute racers to help me out like cleaning dirty chains and stuff and guys are so nice to me. They
totally help me out. It's totally awesome. I just love my racers. |
| Stuzio |
So, Sally, you will write articles for Stuzio as well as answer our reader's questions? |
| Sally |
Totally, I love to get letter from fans. If they send their pictures along with questions, that would be
funner (giggle giggle). But yeah, totally. Send me your bike questions. I think questionability
is so important to our society and like there are so many people like in country of Africa where they need world peace.
Yes, totally, send me like all your questions. I am all about democracy and free speech. |
| Stuzio | That's great. I actually have a question from one of our reader with me, would you like to try one now? |
| Sally | Oh yeah totally, how fun. |
| Stuzio |
OK, this one comes from Josey in California.
Dear Sally,
I've been using my SRM power meter for several months now and everything was working fine.
Recently, however, my power reading drops to zero reading during a ride. I've replaced
the battery on the crank and computer unit. SRM checked the sensor also and they can't find
anything wrong. I've played with the sensor position but power reading just drops randomly and stays
zero for rest of the ride. I'm using the sensor that mounts to the cable guide screw. Please help.
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| Sally |
What a cute name, Josey. I bet he's cute. Oh-mi-gosh, is Josey a girl's name? So, sorry.
I bet she's hot. Ok, whatever. That's a really awesome question. Guys are always coming to me
with their SRM. I have to say my racers are soooo smart, specially the cute ones.
They totally know about checking batteries, positioning
their sensors and all that stuff. Guys try so hard and they play with their sonsors until it's about to fall off.
You can move it closer, farther, up, down. It's all worth trying. I bet Josey tried all that already and
the power reading is still dropping randomly just like sales at the mall. How sucky.
These situations are so stressful to our cerebellum.
I just want to give Josey a big hug, poor Josey. We should totally make our lives happier by chucky-chucky the stress
and having more me-time. I just love me-time. |
| Stuzio | So Sally, what can Josey do to fix the problem |
| Sally |
Oh, it's so simple. Go to Home Depot and ask any cute guys for a magnet. Buy few of those little round magnets
like size of a magnet for wheel speedy thingy but without any screws and stuff. Then stick one magnet to the SRM sensor.
This like make the sensor totally more harder and will trigger the SRM crank so it won't go night night during a ride.
Use your favorite color tape to sticky sticky the magnet to the sensor.
I've tried this tricksy many times and guys just love me.
Just remember for SRM, no cadence is no power. |
| Stuzio | That sounds great. We hope this will fix Joesy's SRM problem. Thank you Sally |
| Sally | Oh you are so welcome. I just love to help out and free speeching and stuff. |